i’m high maintenance & medically expensive. Unisex t-shirt

Consider this your official disclaimer.

For the scan schedulers, prescription refillers, infusion regulars, appointment jugglers, insurance warriors, and anyone whose medical chart has more plot twists than it ever needed.

This tee turns the exhausting reality of cancer care into something we know well at Cancer Culture: dark humor, honesty, and refusing to let cancer have the last word.

Wear it to treatment. Wear it to brunch. Wear it while arguing with your insurance company for the third time this week.

Because being medically expensive wasn’t exactly the plan, but you might as well look good doing it.

High maintenance. Medically expensive. Still here.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.